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You Know You Live In A Country Run By Idiots If….

20 Dec

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You Know You Live In A Country Run By Idiots If….

…A Muslim Army officer crying “Allah Akbar” while shooting up an army base and killing 13 soldiers is considered to have committed “Workplace Violence” while an American citizen boasting a Ron Paul bumper sticker is classified as a “Domestic Terrorist”.

….You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.

….Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.

….A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.

….The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.

….Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of “underprivileged” drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools.

….Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and the health care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free to have child after child on the “State’s” dime ($six figures) while never being held responsible for their own choices (incentive to breed built into system).

….Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing, and free cell phones.

….The government’s plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).

….Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government.

….Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.

….The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.

….Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.

….You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iPhones, TV’s and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).

….Your government can add anything they want to your kid’s water (fluoride, chlorine, etc.) but you are not allowed to give them raw milk.

….Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you “safe”.

….You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.

….An 80 year old woman can be strip searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burka is only subject to having her neck and head searched.

h/t runt-of-the-web.com

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3 responses to “You Know You Live In A Country Run By Idiots If….

  1. catdaddio42

    December 20, 2012 at 8:15 am

    Call me weird but I enjoyed seeing all this madness in one place first thing this morning. The St. Louis Tea Party Coalition (Bill Hennessey) featured the title, with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, I assume, and I had to read it. After streams of bad news we need some “humor” if I can call it that. Can you let me know who assembled these gems? After I get some coffee I might take a crack at adding to the list. It seems like there must be at least a few more signs of insanity regarding government spending – I remember something about how Obama’s pension is larger than Romney’s, for example. Thanks and best wishes.

     
    • bbollmann

      December 20, 2012 at 5:00 pm

      I made a quick search for “You Know You Live In A Country Run By Idiots If….” but I didn’t really find anything to tell me who cobbled that together. There’s plenty of fodder for additional humor/irony/aggravation

      …they screamed bloody murder about deficit spending under Bush but turned into crickets as their man spent more in 4 years than Bush did in 8 as well as more in 4 years than all the previous presidents before Bush!

       
  2. http://tinyurl.com/sanapiers45375

    February 6, 2013 at 12:21 am

    “You Know You Live In A Country Run By Idiots If….
    The Rockin’ Conservative!” ended up being a fantastic read and therefore I actually was indeed truly pleased to come across the blog post. Thanks-Jefferey

     

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